What I’m saying is that this project has ruined me. If someone can name more than three flavors of Mtn Dew off the top of their head, they probably aren’t fit to live in society. You are probably saying to yourself, “I did not know so many flavors of Mtn Dew existed.” That is a reasonable response. What is going on with the fish? Is that a fish?Īnd so, I hunted down 21 flavors of Mountain Dew, or Mtn Dew, as it was recently and unnecessarily rebranded. I can only assume Kavanaugh is somewhat responsible. I’m not normally compelled to drink Mountain Dew Overdrive, which professes to have “a bold, charged citrus punch” flavor, and has a bear that looks like it’s an anti-vaxxer on the label. Wade? No, of course not.īut like, those fuckers didn’t help. Am I actually blaming my Mountain Dew escapades on the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Sometimes, you need to be reminded that your body is still yours, and that you can do with it what you want, no matter what anyone else says.
I’ve tried to find the logic in my actions, and as best I can tell, it’s this: sometimes, the world becomes a dark place, and you desperately need a distraction from all of it.
#NEW MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVOR 2022 MOVIE#
Why am I voluntarily drinking a beverage whose ad campaigns seem to vaguely suggest sexual violence? Why am I forcing my kidneys to undergo the aging technique used in that Benjamin Button movie to make Brad Pitt look like a testicle? Why am I doing this twenty-one times? Posted in: Food, Life at Home, Nothing to Do With Travel, Random MusingsĮxplaining why I embarked on a quest to consume as many different flavors of Mountain Dew as possible is not an easy task.
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